Why Im Depressed Email

I got this email today from a dear friend .;not sure if i wanted to cry or laugh :)
WHY I'M DEPRESSED




Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and

I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel,

this is the Promised Land!"

Today, Obama has stolen your shovel,

taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care

Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security,

retirement funds, etc . . . I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press

1 for English. I was connected to a call center in

Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......LOL